Winifred just wants a one-night stand who has a swimmer's body and a doctor's note. Surrounded by medical professionals, Winifred realizes she doesn't have to get her partner to the clinic; she can bring the clinic to them.

The best part of Yana’s day is getting a seat on the subway. But today, just as she’s about to sit down, an evil, no-good Seat Stealer slides in and takes away her spot. Unfortunately, she continues running into the Seat Stealer all day long, witnessing his social atrocities but never gathering the courage to confront him. By the end of the day, her repression boils over.

At the middle of her life, Flo is a con-woman just smart enough to survive. She’s just been released from jail and desperately needs to get back into her old apartment where, below her floorboards, hide thousands of jewels. But when Flo arrives to the basement apartment where she’s lived all her life, she finds it has a new tenant: an old, blind woman she must work around.

Izzy gets out of prison with the hopes of going straight and starting her very own gardening business. But her sister, daughter, ex-girlfriend, and old neighborhood friends, all surviving off their petty crimes, quickly dash any dream she has of being an up-standing member of society. 

How do you explain taking off a gold-necklace boys’ shirt for the first time? Daydreaming about shrinking down to the size of an ant so you can bathe in the pizza-delivery guy’s greasy hair?  Kissing a boy whose mouth is the size of a quarter? You can’t. It’s the Ache. And the Ache is real.